[Ccarc] Surgeons' Choices....rating PG

[Tom Murray]

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they
like to operate on.


The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.'


The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'


The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'


The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.'


But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: 'You 're all wrong.. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the
ass are interchangeable.

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