[Ccarc] Having a bad day----read this
Tom Murray
kb9wsl at hotmail.com
Wed Aug 22 11:59:41 EDT 2007
>>>>>>>>When you are having a bad day. Read this and you will feel much
>>>>>>>>better about yourself.
>>>>>>>>In fact it may make you feel down right intelligent.
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>>>>>>>> WHEN YOU'RE FEELING STUPID, READ THIS!!
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>>>>>>>> (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone
>>>>>>>>was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could
>>>>>>>>live forever, would you and why?
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>>>>>>>> Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not
>>>>>>>>live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
>>>>>>>>we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why
>>>>>>>>I would not live forever,'
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .
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>>>>>>>> 'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over
>>>>>>>>the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
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>>>>>>>> to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
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>>>>>>>> death and stuff.' --Mariah
>>>>>>>>Carey `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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>>>>>>>>Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
>>>>>>>>part of your life.' -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to
>>>>>>>>become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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>>>>>>>>'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body'
>>>>>>>> -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
>>>>>>>>forward .
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>>>>>>>>'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
>>>>>>>>crime rates in the country' --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington,
>>>>>>>>DC. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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>>>>>>>>'I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
>>>>>>>>We are the president.' -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the
>>>>>>>>release of subpoenaed documents.
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>>>>>>>>'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a
>>>>>>>>jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.' --A congressional
>>>>>>>>candidate in Texas .
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>>>>>>>>'Half this game is ninety percent mental.' --Philadelphia
>>>>>>>>Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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>>>>>>>>'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' -- Dan
>>>>>>>>Quayle ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````
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>>>>>>>>'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
>>>>>>>>need ?' --Lee Iacocca
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>>>>>>>>'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a
>>>>>>>>guy like Norman Einstein.'
>>>>>>>>--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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>>>>>>>>'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
>>>>>>>>types of people.' -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor .
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>>>>>>>>If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' --Bill
>>>>>>>>Clinton, President
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>>>>>>>>'Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.'
>>>>>>>> --Keppel Enderbery
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>>>>>>>>'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because
>>>>>>>>we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You
>>>>>>>>may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
>>>>>>>>--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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>>>>>>>> 'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
>>>>>>>>night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
>>>>>>>>throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up
>>>>>>>>dead, there'll be a record.' --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>Feeling smarter yet?
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>>>>>>>> Send it on to your brilliant friends. I just did!!
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