[Ccarc] Taxes and what is a billion

[Tom Murray]

   The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. 

     

 

    

        A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,  

 

 

 

     But one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were  

 

 

 

         Living in the Stone Age.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 

 

 

 

         20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division    

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans .  Interesting number, what does it mean?  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of   New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you   each get $516,528.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in   New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.  

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

     Washington , D.C . HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken?? 

 

 

 

 Tax his land,  Tax his wage,  Tax his bed in which he lays.  Tax his tractor,  Tax his mule,  Teach him taxes is the rule.  Tax his cow,  Tax his goat,  Tax his pants,  Tax his coat.  Tax his ties,  Tax his shirts,  Tax his work,  Tax his dirt.  Tax his tobacco,  Tax his drink,  Tax him if he tries to think.  Tax his booze,  Tax his beers,  If he cries,  Tax his tears.  Tax his bills,  Tax his gas,  Tax his notes,  Tax his cash.  Tax him good and let him know  That after taxes, he has no dough.  If he hollers,  Tax him more,  Tax him until he's good and sore.  Tax his coffin,  Tax his grave,  Tax the sod in which he lays.  Put these words upon his tomb,  'Taxes drove me to my doom!'  And when he's gone,  We won't relax,  We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!  Accounts Receivable Tax  Building Permit Tax  CDL License Tax  Cigarette Tax  Corporate Income Tax  Dog License Tax  Federal Income Tax  Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)  Fishing License Tax  Food License Tax  Fuel Perm it Tax  Gasoline Tax  Hunting License Tax  Inheritance Tax  Inventory Tax  IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),  IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),  Liquor Tax,  Luxury Tax,  Marriage License Tax,  Medicare Tax,  Property Tax,  Real Estate Tax,  Service charge taxes,  Social Security Tax,  Road Usage Tax (Truckers),  Sales Taxes,   Recreational Vehicle Tax,  School Tax,  State Income Tax,  State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),  Telephone Federal Excise Tax,  Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,  Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,  Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,  Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,  Telephone State and Local Tax, Telephone Usage Charge Tax,  Utility Tax,  Vehicle License Registration Tax,  Vehicle Sales Tax,  Watercraft Registration Tax,  Well Permit Tax,  Workers Compensation Tax.     STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?   Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,    And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.      We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.      What happened?  Can you spell 'politicians!'      And I still have to 'press  1' for English.      I hope this goes around THE   USA at least 100 times     What the heck happened????? 

 

    

 

   

   

       

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